Funny Joke from a Beautiful Woman: Marisa Miller

Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue cover model Marisa Miller airs some dirty laundry.

By: Buddy Kite

As told by Marisa Miller

What a woman says: “This place is a mess! C’mon, you and I need to clean up. Your stuff is lying on the floor, and you’ll have no clothes to wear if we don’t do laundry right now!”

What a man hears: “Blah, blah, blah, blah. C’MON, YOU AND I, blah, blah, blah, blah, ON THE FLOOR, blah, blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES, blah, blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW.”

About the jokester: Way back in November 2006, we named Marisa Miller an “Obscure Woman We Love.” Dozens of Victoria’s Secret modeling jobs and one cover of SI’s swimsuit issue later, the 29-year-old Santa Cruz native is significantly less obscure. She now has the liberty to do projects that are close to home and heart. Like designing a shoe line for Vans. Her day job is still “model,” however. A healthy, beautiful model. “Since I’m not in high fashion, everybody wants me to have my curves,” she says. Esquire’s new favorite modeling category: low-to-medium fashion.

*Esquire cannot guarantee that this joke will be funny to everyone.