Hey, a victory for all the Joe the Plumbers out there! Big ups to 'da Dewar for hanging in there and giving his opponents his fantasy all! He could have given up and started Cedric Benson, but no, he stayed true to himself and Braylon Edwards and bucked the popular trend [conceding defeat][being a part of Fat America][wearing super tight jeans with a tapered leg] and won!
Franzia def. zdravie, 76-71
Keith quits the losing game of grab-ass his team had been playing in alarming unison the past three weeks and defeats one of the more exciting contributors to 12ptbnl. The Box of Winers may have had no quarterbacks to play, but they still have...their PRIDE!
Makes Them Pay def. -, 88-73
Caucasian fathers lack rhythm.
Warn is a caucasian father.
∴ One Arm Armada fails to stem the powerful Misny tide.
Make sense?
Anti-Dentites def. Jarheads, 137-76
Just because Dr. Lou mentions a certain German dictator on air doesn't mean you all have to get up and eat your lunch elsewhere, does it? Maybe it does. What would Margelfeltskey do? Most certainly get up from the Dr. Lou lunch table. Then probably grow a beard. But definitely get up from the lunch table. It's a walk-out!
Buffalo Soldier def. Jumpin Jamboree, 96-86
The Jamboree, altough still on top to date, are feeling a bit like sad sacks, droopy packages, paisley-print briefs, what-have-you... after this down-to-the-wire loss to Buffalo Troopers. Why would Pete Rose pose for this picture? I guess 70's Sexy is different than today's Sexy. I want to add to the Prevee accolades for Tyce's effort this week- after all, I remember when I used to get a single piece of sugar-free candy after completing a successful turn on the porcelain chair back in my potty-training days. Oh, memories!
My New BFF def. Cardiac Kids, 126-101
Paris pulls the ball back and Jen takes a hearty swipe, but strikes nothing but the emptiness that follows you around all week after losing in fantasy football. Or not.
-K'sF.
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