Tribe Time- an Excerpt from the Greatest Email I have ever received

I am on the horn tonight with Mark Shapiro giving a little consultation for some possible trades to get my wahoos back in the mix.

Can’t have the best starting pitching in the AL and the worst BA. That will get you .500 ball and totally not acceptable.

So, I have some things in the mix.

Mark is a Jew and likes to stockpile talent at AA and AAA. But as I told him, this is baseball baby—not alcoholics anonymous, or the American Automotive Association.

He appreciated the clarification. And we now have a couple of deals in the works for a new right handed corner outfield power bat. Ironically, it looks like we can work out a trade for a late-model Audi, a vat of Tequila (and a groundskeeper to be named later)

Wahoo’s soon to be on the rise after my dealio-diggitings.