A True Mock Up of how an Associate Operates

*The following is based on actual events. Only the names, locations, and events have been changed

Mary called me tonight. She said “I tried to call you, but went to voicemail, so I called Peter and Paul to see if they had talked to you. So if you talk to them, tell them to call me back, so I can tell them that I am trying to get ahold of you, so you can call me back. Because I am so hungry. Oh my god. Oh yeah, I also called Peter again, but he didn’t call me back, so I am calling you to leave you a message to let you know that I am trying to get ahold of him to let him know I am trying to get a hold of you too. So if he calls you back, let him know that I am hungry, and trying to reach you. I am gonna call Paul now. If you talk to him, let him know that I am trying to get ahold of him because I have a message into you because I can’t get ahold of Peter. If anyone calls you back, let them know I am trying to get ahold of you. Or if you get this, just give me a call.